Earlier this month, I recycled a fun little game from PSPOT on how to get your “blues singer name.”
Now in the same spirit, my friend Jose Segue of the HicksWithSticks.com alt-country website, has created a similiar game for folks that want to be country singers:
GIT YER TWANG HANDLE HERE
Never rounded up the cows, driven an 18-wheeler, busted a bronco, or spent time (or worked) at Gilded Lil’s House of Delight? Well, not to worry urban buckaroos. Thanks to an inspiration sent by Eric “Louis, Louis” Predoehl, a.k.a., Toothless Livered Parker, you can up your twang credibility by picking a new name from the following lists. Cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged.
First Initial
A=Armadillo; B=Bubba/Babydoll; C=Calamity/Chicken; D=Dusty; E=Toothless; F=Fightin’; G=Griftin’; H=Hognose/Horseface; I=Iron; J=Jail(bird/bait); K=Kid; L=Little/Big; M=Mule(face); N=Nasty; O=Outlaw/Outhouse; P=Poorboy/Purdyface; Q=Bald/Hairy; R=Reckless; S=Slim/Fat; T=Texas; U=Ugly/Charmin’; V=Varmint/Vixen; W=Weasel; X=Boss; Y=Yellow; Z=SteelMiddle Initial
A=Ass(ed); B=Balls/Boobs; C=Cracker; D=Dog; E=Eyes; F=Face; G=Guts; H=Head; I=Indian/Squaw; J=Jimmy/Jane; K=Boy/Gal; L=Liver(ed); M=Mouth; N=Nose(d); O=Bob/Mae; P=Pecker/Muff; Q=Daddy/Momma; R=Rascal; S=Skunk; T=Thighs; U=Mug; V=Vamp/Bull; W=Wheel(s); X=Butt; Y=Tooth(ed); Z=Neck(ed)Last Initial
A=Allison; B=Brown; C=Culpepper; D=Dupree; E=Ellis; F=Fletcher; G=Granger; H=Hopkins; I=Malone; J=Jones; K=Kenton; L=Lee; M=McGee; N=Nathan; O=O’Brien; P=Parker; Q=King; R=Reilly; S=Smith; T=Thompson; U=Black; V=Johnson; W=Watkins; X=”X”; Y=Stevens; Z=Bullworth
If I throw in my “R” middle initial, I can be “Toothless Rascal Livered Parker.”
Jose’s MySpace page is http://www.myspace.com/josesegue
PSPOT’s MySpace page is http://www.myspace.com/pspot
I blame them both for all this silly stuff…
Purdyface Mouth Lee! I like my blues nam better
My god u kept me entertained.