{"id":261,"date":"2007-05-20T13:03:39","date_gmt":"2007-05-20T20:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.louielouie.net\/blog\/?p=261"},"modified":"2007-05-20T13:09:19","modified_gmt":"2007-05-20T20:09:19","slug":"twang-handle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.louielouie.net\/blog\/?p=261","title":{"rendered":"Names for Country Singers"},"content":{"rendered":"

Earlier this month, I recycled a fun little game from PSPOT<\/a> on how to get your “blues singer name.” <\/p>\n

Now in the same spirit, my friend Jose Segue<\/strong> of the HicksWithSticks.com<\/a> alt-country website, has created a similiar game for folks that want to be country singers:<\/p>\n

GIT YER TWANG HANDLE HERE<\/strong><\/p>\n

Never rounded up the cows, driven an 18-wheeler, busted a bronco, or spent time (or worked) at Gilded Lil’s House of Delight? Well, not to worry urban buckaroos. Thanks to an inspiration sent by Eric “Louis, Louis” Predoehl<\/strong>, a.k.a., Toothless Livered Parker<\/strong>, you can up your twang credibility by picking a new name from the following lists. Cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged.<\/p>\n

First Initial<\/strong>
\nA=Armadillo; B=Bubba\/Babydoll; C=Calamity\/Chicken; D=Dusty; E=Toothless; F=Fightin’; G=Griftin’; H=Hognose\/Horseface; I=Iron; J=Jail(bird\/bait); K=Kid; L=Little\/Big; M=Mule(face); N=Nasty; O=Outlaw\/Outhouse; P=Poorboy\/Purdyface; Q=Bald\/Hairy; R=Reckless; S=Slim\/Fat; T=Texas; U=Ugly\/Charmin’; V=Varmint\/Vixen; W=Weasel; X=Boss; Y=Yellow; Z=Steel<\/p>\n

Middle Initial<\/strong>
\nA=Ass(ed); B=Balls\/Boobs; C=Cracker; D=Dog; E=Eyes; F=Face; G=Guts; H=Head; I=Indian\/Squaw; J=Jimmy\/Jane; K=Boy\/Gal; L=Liver(ed); M=Mouth; N=Nose(d); O=Bob\/Mae; P=Pecker\/Muff; Q=Daddy\/Momma; R=Rascal; S=Skunk; T=Thighs; U=Mug; V=Vamp\/Bull; W=Wheel(s); X=Butt; Y=Tooth(ed); Z=Neck(ed)<\/p>\n

Last Initial<\/strong>
\nA=Allison; B=Brown; C=Culpepper; D=Dupree; E=Ellis; F=Fletcher; G=Granger; H=Hopkins; I=Malone; J=Jones; K=Kenton; L=Lee; M=McGee; N=Nathan; O=O’Brien; P=Parker; Q=King; R=Reilly; S=Smith; T=Thompson; U=Black; V=Johnson; W=Watkins; X=”X”; Y=Stevens; Z=Bullworth<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If I throw in my “R” middle initial, I can be “Toothless Rascal Livered Parker.” <\/p>\n

Jose’s MySpace page is http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/josesegue<\/a><\/p>\n

PSPOT’s MySpace page is http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/pspot <\/a> <\/p>\n

I blame them both for all this silly stuff…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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